MORNING

Someone once said, "There's nothing quite so early as morning." 

Victor R. Ferraris.

An alarm clock is a mechanism used to scare the daylights into you. 

Farmers' Almanac.

Anybody who sleeps like a baby doesn't have one.

Franklin P. Jones in Good Housekeeping.

Another name for a morning grouch is a surly riser.

June Brady in American Journal of Nursing.

One husband's pet theory: "I think women were put on earth to make men feel guilty about taking a nap." 

Graffiti.

There ought to be a better way of starting the day than having to get up.

Earl Wilson, Field Newspaper Syndicate.