REBELLION

Reserving for myself the right to make final decision.

 Isaiah 65:2.

After it was disclosed that President Bush has banned broccoli aboard Air Force One, the nation was embroiled in "broccoli discussion." As broccoli growers dispatched 10 tons of the vegetable free to Washington, the President reiterated his distaste with gusto: "I do not like broccoli and I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it. And I'm president of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli. Now look, this is the last statement I'm going to have on broccoli. There are truckloads of broccoli at this very minute descending on Washington. My family is divided. For the broccoli vote out there: Barbara loves broccoli. She has tried to make me eat it. She eats it all the time herself. So she can go out and meet the caravan of broccoli that's coming in."

Resources, #2, May/June, 1990.