RESEARCH

Finagle's Rules for Scientific Research:

1. Do not believe in miracles--rely on them.

2. Experiments must be reproducible--they should fail the same way.

3. Always verify your witchcraft.

4. First draw your curves--then plot your readings.

5. Be sure to obtain meteorological information before leaving on vacation.

6. A record of data is useful--it indicates that you've been working.

7. Experience is directly proportional to equipment ruined.

8. To study a subject best--understand it thoroughly before you start.

9. In case of doubt, make it sound convincing.

Finagle's Laws of Information:

1. The information you have is not what you want.

2. The information you want is not what you need.

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