SOCIALISM

The Six Basic Contradictions of Socialism:

1. Under socialism, everyone works, but there is nothing in the stores.
2. There is nothing in the stores, but everyone has everything.
3. Everyone has everything, but everyone is dissatisfied.
4. Everyone is dissatisfied, but everyone is for the system.
5. Everyone is for the system, but no one works.
6. No one works, but there is no unemployment.

Reader's Digest, 1-92, p. 196.